In an era plagued by the existential threats of climate catastrophe, irreversible biodiversity loss, unchecked economic inequality, and the looming specter of nuclear destruction, empty platitudes and blind optimism ring hollow. 

But, "There's No Hope In The House" isn't just a slogan about our collapsing planet. It's for those moments when you realize your existence is a pointless accident, joy is a cruel joke, and the crushing weight of your own insignificance feels suffocating. This shirt isn't a solution, it's a middle finger to the lie that things will get better. In short, there's no hope in the house! 

You'll receive a hand-drawn, 100% combed and ring-spun, soft-feel cotton tee.

• Classic unisex fit
• Tear away label
• Runs true to size
• Premium T-Shirt: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

Care Instructions: Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron.

➤ EARTH-FRIENDLY RECYCLED MATERIALS

We abide by some of the strictest EPA regulations in the world. Our dyes are environmentally friendly and Blue Sign approved. We use 7x less water than the average clothing manufacturer, Any water we do us is recycled. Excess fabric is recycled into a number of things like baby bibs or stuffing for upholstery. Let nothing go to waste!